April 28, 2010 – Washington, DC
Rapid Bind is proud to announce its post-tax season stimulus plan. During his recent address to Congress, RB Vice President Chris Garvey said, "Rapid Bind is please to announce that everyone who sends Rapid Bind an ATTACHING job by May 31st, 2010 will receive a Starbucks coffee on us." Garvey explained that Rapid Bind can "attach" or "place" just about anything to paper such as:
• Magnets
• Postcards
• CDs/DVDs
• Glued product inserts
• Credit Cards
• Membership Cards
• Booklets
• And more
In response to Senator Troublée's question about job turnaround times, Garvey raised his voice and said:
The Senator was quiet for a moment until he whispered to his
chief of staff:
"Do you have a pen?"