Rapid Bind announced today that Portland will play host to the World Cup (of Binding and Finishing). Rapid Bind Vice President Chris Garvey said, "Right now, there's no other major international competition of any sort being held anywhere. We think it's a great time for printers everywhere to discover Rapid Bind's many capabilities - a 'World Cup' of binding and finishing prowess!"

Several people in the crowd asked, "We're busy watching soccer right now. Can you handle all my work?" To which Garvey said:

The crowd was quite for a moment until someone yelled: